Wade Boggs is one of the greatest hitters to play the game, but arguably his greatest accomplishment was fathering the entire world's population of ginger kids.
Wade Boggs sang kareoki at a club in Miami -- nine months later all the women within ear-shot gave birth to ginger twins.
Boggs Simpsonized!
Wade Boggs recreated the Simpsons Movie by "simpsonizing" himself into random scenes. The finished product was a flip-book like Flash animation of a cartoon Boggs flipping off the camera in the famed opening credit sequence.
Boggs Killin"!
Wade Boggs opened a restaurant where all the food cooked is killed by Boggs. It didn't last long, becuase PETA totally freaked out.
Boggs Riding!
Wade Boggs won the triple crown while hammered drunk on Miller Lites.
Boggs Pitching!
Wade Boggs pitched a hitless game at a little league championship in Boise then took the town mayor out for ice cream.
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