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Happy Holidays!

Wade Boggs celebrated this Thanksgiving like he does all of his Thanksgivings: by crushing 60 Miller Lites on a trans-Atlantic flight to visit relatives. Once there, he did a solo, non-assisted, one armed keg stand on a keg of Miller Lite. He and a few un-named relatives finished the keg and, true to the Boggs family tradition, ran on top of it (lumber jack style) all the way to the beer distributor to refuel. Once they realized it was closed for the Holiday they bought and threw a frozen turkey through the front door and stole a keg. There were no survivors.

RECORD NUMBER OF VISITORS YESTERDAY!

Wade Boggs once set a record for most Miller Lites drank while at bat. There was no preceding record for him to break, but true to form, he set the bar pretty damn high with a 12 pack. Instead of hitting the ball he slapped the ump and mooned the crowd.

BOGGS / STEWART '08

Wade Boggs heard Stephen Colbert was running for President of the United States today. In a fit of rage, he broadcasted his first of a 386 day series, "Countdown to Election Day '08" on his new web TV station "The Permanent Press." His main focus has been ruthlessly harassing Jon Stewart in an effort to snare him as his campaign running mate.

Boggs / Stewart '08 bumper stickers sold here!

Wade Boggs appeared on an episode of Cheers in the show's sixth season. He drank with reckless abandon in between takes confusing the set for a real bar. He slapped, grabbed, and/or kicked every ass in his immediate parameter. When Ted Danson asked him to stop, Boggs kicked him in the balls and said, "your pitching was as weak as cafeteria coffee Malone."

Jokes and Jokes and Jokes

Wade Boggs once maxed out an American Express no-limit card on dollar drafts at the bar.

One time, Wade Boggs went to an all -you-can-eat buffet. After he finished eating he burnt the restaurant to the ground. When asked why he did this, he simply replied, "any buffet with less than four types of jello can go fuck itself!"

Wade Boggs is one of the greatest hitters to play the game, but arguably his greatest accomplishment was fathering the entire world's population of ginger kids.

And then there were two.

Here's a link to one of my fellow Boggites blogs:

www.DrinkBoggs.com

Well here it is folks, Wade sets the record straight himself.

http://wadeboggs.blogspot.com/search/label/i%20clarify%20that%20pesky%20rumor%20involving%2064%20beers%20and%20an%20airplane%20but%20no%20snakes

Wow.

WWWD - What Would Wade Do?

After reading a hilarious article about Wade Boggs' drinking habits, a few of my buddies and I came up with an idea.

According to the article, which was a transcript of a radio interview with fellow baseball players, Wade Boggs once drank some 60-80 (estimated) Miller Lights on a trans-Atlantic flight -- then played a baseball game.

Whether this is true or not, the article spun our conversations towards jokes involving possible Wade Boggs accomplishments.

"Wade Boggs once beat the Lincoln Memorial in a starring contest," for example.

The list goes on and on.

I've started this blog in an effort to compile and generate new Wade Boggs jokes for the greater good.

WWWD - what would Wade do?