Happy Holidays!

Wade Boggs celebrated this Thanksgiving like he does all of his Thanksgivings: by crushing 60 Miller Lites on a trans-Atlantic flight to visit relatives. Once there, he did a solo, non-assisted, one armed keg stand on a keg of Miller Lite. He and a few un-named relatives finished the keg and, true to the Boggs family tradition, ran on top of it (lumber jack style) all the way to the beer distributor to refuel. Once they realized it was closed for the Holiday they bought and threw a frozen turkey through the front door and stole a keg. There were no survivors.