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Happy Holidays!

Wade Boggs celebrated this Thanksgiving like he does all of his Thanksgivings: by crushing 60 Miller Lites on a trans-Atlantic flight to visit relatives. Once there, he did a solo, non-assisted, one armed keg stand on a keg of Miller Lite. He and a few un-named relatives finished the keg and, true to the Boggs family tradition, ran on top of it (lumber jack style) all the way to the beer distributor to refuel. Once they realized it was closed for the Holiday they bought and threw a frozen turkey through the front door and stole a keg. There were no survivors.

RECORD NUMBER OF VISITORS YESTERDAY!

Wade Boggs once set a record for most Miller Lites drank while at bat. There was no preceding record for him to break, but true to form, he set the bar pretty damn high with a 12 pack. Instead of hitting the ball he slapped the ump and mooned the crowd.

BOGGS / STEWART '08

Wade Boggs heard Stephen Colbert was running for President of the United States today. In a fit of rage, he broadcasted his first of a 386 day series, "Countdown to Election Day '08" on his new web TV station "The Permanent Press." His main focus has been ruthlessly harassing Jon Stewart in an effort to snare him as his campaign running mate.

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Wade Boggs appeared on an episode of Cheers in the show's sixth season. He drank with reckless abandon in between takes confusing the set for a real bar. He slapped, grabbed, and/or kicked every ass in his immediate parameter. When Ted Danson asked him to stop, Boggs kicked him in the balls and said, "your pitching was as weak as cafeteria coffee Malone."